Have you ever noticed that old people wearing hats are like the worst drivers? I mean really the worst... and especially on the freeway. Somehow the bigger the hat (or the more like a fedora) the slower the driving.
That and little old ladies that drive with their nose less than 2 inches above the steering wheel... while hysterically funny to look at... ugh! You know what I'm talking about? You've seen her, she's got the seat as close as possible to the steering wheel. She's holding onto it with a death grip, she's got the left turn tick-tick on and she's driving in the far right lane. For the last quarter mile at least.